Steppy Pants, the most realistic walking simulator you'll play this year!
Keep your cool when faced with insurmountable odds, like reckless drivers and an inexplicable inability to step on sidewalk cracks.
You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll remember just how much fun you can have walking down the street.​
We've been playing this game non-stop for months and it still makes us chortle!

Made with love by @stephen_last and @shathatron​

P.S. Steppy Pants uses some special permissions to help things run smoothly and to allow certain social services (like sending selfies), but you don't have to use them if you don't want to!
From version Steppy Pants 2.2.0:
Hi Steppers! This update has heaps of performance fixes so that you can walk down the street with a perfect frame rate!

We’re always listening to your feedback, and hope you have fun!
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(Android 3.0+)
Latest: 1.6.2 on January 24, 2017
(Android 4.1+)
Latest: 2.2.0 on August 6, 2018
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