Steppy Pants, the most realistic walking simulator you'll play this year!
Keep your cool when faced with insurmountable odds, like reckless drivers and an inexplicable inability to step on sidewalk cracks.
You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll remember just how much fun you can have walking down the street.​
We've been playing this game non-stop for months and it still makes us chortle!

Features:
Hilarious Physics
Endless gameplay
Character Customization
6 different game modes
EXPLODING SIDEWALKS

Made with love by @stephen_last and @shathatron​

P.S. Steppy Pants uses some special permissions to help things run smoothly and to allow certain social services (like sending selfies), but you don't have to use them if you don't want to!
From version Steppy Pants 2.3.0:
It's almost February and we still have the Xmas decorations up?! Whaaaaat? Taking the hat off, but all the content is still available! Plenty of bug fixes also. Enjoy!
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Arch
Version
DPI
(Android 3.0+)
Latest: 1.6.2 on January 24, 2017
(Android 4.1+)
Latest: 2.3.0 on December 29, 2018
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August 17, 2016